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niknak79:

They were supposed to be smiley faces

niknak79:

They were supposed to be smiley faces

(via pinklovebunny)

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3 months ago
me:but it's 2 AM
stomach:did i fucking stutter
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521981
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3 months ago

angrynerdyblogger:

Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on

(via malea-thefish)

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3 months ago
cassbones:

ahsadler:

vvendys:

RAW

THAT IS NOT HOW I EXPECTED THAT TO GO

That kid had no idea that he was even on the precipice of death. He just wanted to catch his reflection.

cassbones:

ahsadler:

vvendys:

RAW

THAT IS NOT HOW I EXPECTED THAT TO GO

That kid had no idea that he was even on the precipice of death. He just wanted to catch his reflection.

(via malea-thefish)

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3 months ago

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

(Source: penceyprepofficial, via malea-thefish)

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3 months ago

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via malea-thefish)

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3 months ago

arichii:

i think sleeping together is romantic because you allow the other person to be near you when you’re most vulnerable and you trust that they wont kill you

(via malea-thefish)

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3 months ago
The Infamous Middle Finger